The Yeti Made Me Do It:

Lurking in the woods of the Pacific northwest, there is a hairy humanoid that has yet to be captured. Grainy film and blurry photographs are the only evidence of its existence. Unless … unless … maybe this creature is more involved with our lives than previously speculated, at least in the imagination of a young boy seeking to explain to his mother how his day turned out so bad. In The Yeti Made Me Do It (and Other Cryptozoological Excuses), this boy creatively blames various legendary creatures. He didn’t spill his cereal—the manufacturer put a live jackalope in the box as a prize. He didn’t bite his sister—a chupacabra did. A mapinguari ate his homework. He didn’t splash—there was a kraken in the tub. Okay, perhaps he was stretching the truth, but it wasn’t his fault … the Yeti made him do it! Amusingly illustrated by Dustin Poms, this book will delight both kids and cryptozoology fans. Unlike the sasquatch, fun can easily be found!