Hello, Person

Phil the unicorn wakes from his long slumber to find that the days of sugar cane grass, chocolate milk rivers, and playful fellow unicorns have passed him by. And good riddance. When Phil is adopted by three college students at Hamburger University, he feels right at as he discovers the delights of this modern, human-filled world. As ideal as a world of video games and microwave burritos is, this new epoch is not without its sinister forces. Before long the forces of evil converge on the small college town that Phil calls home.