Dan Gilden
Awesome Jokes For Kids Vol.1: 400 Hilarious Jokes About Everything:
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?A: He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Q: What happened to the plant in math class?A: It grew square roots.
Q: What do you call security guards in a Samsung store?A: Guardians of the Galaxy!
Q: Why didn't the dog want to play football?A: Because it was a boxer!
Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and 16 wheels?A: A dinosaur on roller skates!
Q: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?A: So you can hear a pin drop!
Q: Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?A: Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a hamburger?A: A big MAC!
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets on a farm?A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?A: You are so pointless.
"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere!"~Dr. Seuss
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