Turps is out of this World!

Turpentine Dessert DeBoosh is a stuck in a bed. He can’t get out of it. His body doesn’t work anymore because the brain cells that control his body movements died (see Turps Book #1). But the ruler of Tontinoonski, King Flirty Shirtpacker and his five dwarfish scientists connected his brain to a panther and an albatross via computers. This means he can scurry through the streets and soar high in the sky as if he was really there. But he lost those in a chase for his life against the evil baristas and barbers (see Turps Book #3). So Turps is stuck in a bed again, with no way of getting around. Right at the time aliens have just contacted Earth. And guess who’s the only person that gets to go and meet them?