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Age 7-9
Grade 1-4

Mitchell Symons

Don't Wipe Your Bum With a Hedgehog

Paperback (Red Fox May 1, 2013)
From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as: You can't trust a dog to watch your food. Why buy shampoo when real poo is free? Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on. And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!
ISBN
1849411913 / 9781849411912
Pages
256
Weight
5.6 oz.
Dimensions
5.0 x 0.7 in.