Down with the Dance

Middle School Mayhem: Down with the Dance is the first book in this action-packed, hilarious series.

Meet Austin Davenport, whose fabulous luck landed him on this earth only eleven short months after his brother, Derek, putting them in the same grade. While Austin's brain power is unmatched, it appears as if his brother got all the athletic gifts and the family butt-chin, meaning their parents love Derek more than Austin, or so it seems.

Join Austin on his journey through the tumultuous waters of middle school as he navigates the swampy and undeodorized hallways and explores the depths of the cafeteria's seafood surprise.

Oh, and someone is plotting to take down the Halloween Dance, the one that Austin has his sights set on, so he can take Sophie Rodriguez, a girl way out of his league, but who doesn't seem to know it.

Can he stay one step ahead of the new principal who has it out for him? Will Austin figure out who the perpetrators are? Will he save the dance in time? Will he wear a diaper on a stakeout?

This first in a planned series of twelve will have you ROFLing like you never have before.

The funny and fast-paced nature of this series is meant for middle grade and early young adult readers.

Beware! This series has the tendency to turn reluctant readers into eager ones.

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The Takedown (Book Six) January 15th, 2020
Valentine’s Duh (Book Seven) February 14th, 2020
The Comic Con (Book Eight) April 15th, 2020
Election Misdirection (Book Nine) June 15th, 2020
Education: Domestication (Book Ten) August 15th, 2020
Class Tricked (Book Eleven) September 15th, 2020
Graduation Detonation (Book Twelve) November 15th, 2020

This book and series are a great fit for the following readers:

• 4th grade boys

• 4th grade girls

• 5th grade boys

• 5th grade girls

• 6th grade boys

• 6th grade girls

• 7th grade boys

• 7th grade girls

• 8th grade boys

• 8th grade girls

• Young adult readers

• Fart joke enthusiasts

• Reluctant readers

• Kids who like reading diaries about dorks and/or wimpy kids

• Kids who like reading middle school stories