Other editions of book Junie B.'s Essential Survival Guide to School

Laugh-out-loud with the world's funniest kid in this write-in survival guide to elementary school, perfect for back to school—no matter what that looks like! Barbara Park’s #1 New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for more than twenty-five years. Over 65 million copies sold!Hello, school children! Hello! It's me . . . Junie B., Jones! I have been going to school for over one and a half entire years now. And I have learned a jillion things that will help you survive at that place. And guess what? NOW I AM GOING TO PASS THIS INFORMATION ON TO Y-O-U!!! I wrote it all down here in Junie B.'s Essential Survival Guide to School! Here is some of the stuff I wrote about: * Bus Rules * Teachers (and other bosses) * Carpools * How to Stay Out of Trouble (Possibly) * Homework * Funwork * Friends (Plus Children You May Not Actually Care For). And that is just the tip of the ice cube! 'Cause I drew all the pictures myself. Plus also, there are pages where Y-O-U can write and draw, too! So open it up and get started. You will have fun, I think!“Hilarious. Barbara Park makes reading fun.” —Dav Pilkey, author of Dog ManUSA Today:“Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.” Publishers Weekly:“Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.” Kirkus Reviews:“Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.” Time:“Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”

Junie B. Jones is back and better than everwith a must-have Survival Guide!Hello, school children! Hello! Hello! It’s me . . . Junie B., First Grader!I have been going to school for over one-and-a-half entire years now. And I have learned a jillion things that will help you survive at that place. And guess what? Now I am going to pass this information on to y-o-u!!! I wrote it all down in my brand-new book!Here is some of the stuff I wrote about:Bus rules, carpools, how to stay out of trouble (possibly), homework, fun work, water fountains, friends (plus children you may not actually care for).All the helpful hints and drawings are done by me, Junie B. Jones! Plus also, there are stickers and pages for you to write in! This thing is a hoot, I tell you!

Ma! there s nothing to do here! complains the precocious protagonist of this rhyming tale set entirely in utero. It s not exactly a scintillating experience spending nine months in your mother s womb. You re just stuck there at the end of that dumb bungee cord (a.k.a. the umbilical cord), with nothing whatsoever to do but slosh around. But, oh, the endless joys you have to look forward to as you listen to the tick-tock of ma s happy heart clock and await that happy day when you finally come out to play."