Rule the School
Vordak the Incomprehensible
(Darby Creek TM, Aug. 23, 2011)
"Greetings, goobers! After my latest experiment worked a little too well―transforming my rather fetching figure into something significantly smaller―I've been forced to return to those halls of horror better known as . . . school. But going back to junior high may be my greatest opportunity for mayhem in many a month! Try to keep up as I: ● Dramatically defeat the daily dangers of schooldom―even though everyone is against me. ● Strive to win the junior high presidential election by alerting my fellow students to the wonderfulness of Vordak the Incomprehensible, as well as the yuck-ness of my opponent, Marlena Lurchburger. ● Mastermind a catastrophic career day, where that disgusting do-gooder Commander Virtue will finally, fiendishly be foiled. Fortunately for you, I have recorded every mischievous moment within these carefully crafted covers so that you may bask in my brilliance as I plot to RULE THE SCHOOL . . . and, eventually, THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!"