Books published by publisher Self Taught Ninja

Q: What could be worse than spending Valentine's Day alone?A: Spending it with evil zombies!!Megan Berry is no stranger to heartbreak, but spending Valentine's Day serving other happy couples hot dogs while mourning the loss of her one true love is almost more than even a highly trained Zombie Settler can handle. So when her recently estranged boyfriend, Ethan, texts her asking her to be his Valentine, she ditches her bodyguard and rushes to his side.But soon, Megan's dreams of chocolates, flowers, and lingering make-up kisses take a turn of the rotted-corpse-and-maggot variety, and Megan fears that her first Valentine's Day with Ethan may be her last.

This box set contains the first four laugh-and-scream-out-loud romances in the Megan Berry Zombie Settler series!Q: HOW MANY ZOMBIES DOES IT TAKE TO RUIN YOUR LOVE LIFE?A: NOT MANY.Megan Berry is a Zombie Settler by birth, which means she’s part-time shrink to a bunch of semi-dead people with killer issues. All Megan really wants is to go to homecoming, but when you’re being trailed by a bunch of slobbering corpses it’s hard to score a date. Let’s just say Megan’s love life could use some major resuscitation.Enter Ethan, quite possible the Cutest Boy in The World. The only problem? He’s her supernatural tutor and completely off limits.Megan’s convinced her life can’t get any worse, until someone in school starts using black magic to turn average, angsty Undead into scary, hardcore flesh-eating Zombies. Now it’s up to her to stop the Zombie apocalypse.Will Megan live to convince Ethan the spark between them is too strong to be denied? Or will the lights go out—permanently—before her sixteenth birthday?Attention: This book was previously published as YOU ARE SO UNDEAD TO ME. It has been extensively rewritten before being compiled in this novella box set.