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Books with author Richard Martin

  • It'll End In Tears: A Pseudomemoir

    Marc Richard

    eBook
    A therapist on the brink of divorce. An idiot patient. A bucketful of crazy.Doc is a psychologist struggling with mental illness. After eight years, his wife Elisa has finally reached her breaking point and they separate.Bryan is Doc’s new client. He comes into the office with a crippling caffeine addiction and a severe case of schizophrenia. Or maybe he’s just a weirdo.Doc really likes Bryan at first. Till he suspects Elisa may be sleeping with him. In the office, he tries to help him. Outside the office, however, is a whole other story. Revenge is on Doc’s mind. It starts off harmless at first, with childish pranks. Soon these high jinks turn into something more sinister.Will Doc and Elisa reconcile? Will Bryan survive? Will he at least switch to decaf?It'll End in Tears is a novel written by a group of Italian teenagers on an eye-opening Segway tour through Amsterdam’s Red Light District. Part memoir. Part fiction. You ain’t never read nothing like it.Buy now and enter Marc Richard's mad world. It's a trip.The memoir portion focuses on the author's struggle with Borderline Personality Disorder. To learn more about BPD visitwww.borderlinepersonalitydisorder.com
  • SIX OUT OF FIVE: THE MARC RICHARD BOX SET

    Marc Richard

    eBook
    A Twisted Anthology…“Reading this made me glad I’m illiterate” -David Duchovny’s catHorror. Romance. Sci-Fi. Memoir.All twisted up and shot out like a human cannonball at a Mardi Gras festival.Six novels you’ll feel compelled to read…And then wonder why you did.~A tale of reincarnation gone terribly wrong~A horror parody starring a killer with an unmatched sense of humor~A book about aliens, the apocalypse, and celebrity presidents~A memoir on the lighter side of mental illness~A sci-fi action thriller horror comedy short story novel~And a bathroom reader you'll have to hide when your guests arriveYou’ll laugh with every turn of the page, and then....Shame.A must-read for the demented. Go on. Make your friends hate you. Get your copy today.
  • African Fairy Tales

    Richard Ben Martin

    eBook
    The short stories in this book are typical African folk tales from rural Copperbelt Province, Zambia. Sit to relax and have a good laugh. The stories are funny to make you laugh, and they also convey timeless moral messages of African wisdom. These stories are usually told in villages, from generation to generation, in the evenings by a big fire, just before going to bed.In villages children have very close relationships to their grandparents who teach them what they need to know about life. The stories almost always teach a moral lessen. Unfortunately children growing in big cities do not have this chance because their evenings are spent watching TV or surfing in internet.In most of these stories animals and people live together, mingle with each other and sometimes Kalulus marry human beautiful girls. This may sound strange because a hare can not, for instance, cook or marry a human princess. The truth is that the animals in the stories are not animals in the real sense. They are just character representatives of people who behave in certain ways. In the stories from Zambia, Kalulu, a hare with big ears, is considered to be the fastest and the cleverest among animals. Animals cook nshima and chicken for each other and sometimes animals cook for people and people cook for animals. Nshima is the staple food of Zambia. It is a thick porridge prepared by mixing hot water with maize meal and served with chicken, vegetables or any other relish.If you are travelling to Africa and want to learn and understand the African attitudes and morals, start off by reading these stories. The stories in this book contain life`s important lessons, some of which will be useful in different situations, even in your life.
  • DAVE!

    Marc Richard

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Nov. 12, 2016)
    Aliens.Armageddon.And President Mel Gibson?America is in trouble, dudes.The country is in ruins after the president walls it up, sealing it like a giant prison. The rich get richer and the poor starve to death in the streets. Enter the Invaders, a secret society led by a charismatic and flawlessly handsome dude named Dave. Their mission: Destroy the forces in D.C. and take back the U.S.A.!Starlet Richter is your typical transgender American woman. After years of watching the place fall apart, she’s gonna do something about it. Eric Tisdsale is Starlet’s long-lost love. He’s making a pretty mundane living as a pool shark, until one phone call changes everything. Will they save each other? Themselves? The world? How about when they discover the president is not actually human, and there may be more of his kind hiding among us?"The worst thing you'll read all year!" raves the general population. "Fake News!" cries D.T. DAVE! is a science fiction comedy that features fast-paced action, pie-throwing clowns, nudists, and lots and lots of aliens. Equal parts Hitchhiker’s Guide and Coen Brothers, download now and laugh your way through the apocalypse!
  • E is for Eyeball: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!

    Marc Richard

    eBook
    Like reading Poe on nitrous oxide.Have you ever wanted to escape? Ever wished you were a character in a story?Be careful what you wish for.I wanted that once, too.And now here I am. And it sucks.How did I get here?What did I do to deserve this?Trapped in the nightmarish world of Edgar Allan PoeSort of.Why are these tales so much worse than the originals?Why is everyone I meet so annoying? And what’s the deal with their wonky eyeballs?E is for Eyeball is what happens when you put works of public domain into the hands of an incompetent lunatic.Horrific. Hilarious. Ridiculous.You'll laugh till your eyes pop out.“A real mustn’t read.” -Every Critic EverGet your copy today!These books do not need to be read in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!
  • Butterflies and moths;: A study of the largest and most beautiful of the insects

    Richard A Martin

    Hardcover (Simon and Schuster, March 15, 1958)
    1958 illusrated Golden Library of Knowlege book on Butterflies and moths published by Simon & Schuster
  • Tale of a Baboon from Botswana: rom

    Richard Marsh

    language (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Feb. 27, 2013)
    To be published under Folklore and Juvenile Fairy Tales, code JUV012020 (per recommendation by your Editorial Evaluation person). An animal story for children about manners and respecting others. An African animal folklore story about manners and respecting others. In the Tale of a Baboon from Bostswana an unmannerly baboon does not honor his promise to the tortoise, leaving the tortoise alone in the jungle late at night to find his way home. The tortoise then plans a party with his many animal friends for the baboon to teach the baboon manners.Watch for the honey badgers, scary and fun.
  • Animals and their travels, migrations from one region to another

    Richard A Martin

    Hardcover (Golden Press, March 15, 1959)
    This book is from The Golden Library of Knowledge. They are factual books for young readers. Beautifully illustrated. The careful researched scholarly text is nevertheless simple and easy to read. The color pictures throughout make the book a delight. The books in this series have been prepared under the supervision of Dr. Herbert S. Zim, authority on science education, and editor of the popular Golden Nature Guides. Each book has been checked for accuracy by a recognized authority in the field.
  • Memes Across Your Underpants

    Marc Richard

    eBook
    The author would like to explain that this is a book of memes,and has nothing to do with underpants.If you are looking for a book on underpantsand have purchased this book by mistake,he offers his sincerest apologies.There are many fine books on underpants out there.This is not one of them.
  • Arguing about Empire: Imperial Rhetoric in Britain and France, 1882-1956

    Martin Thomas, Richard Toye

    Paperback (Oxford University Press, May 7, 2019)
    Arguing about Empire analyses the most divisive arguments about empire between Europe's two leading colonial powers from the age of high imperialism to the post-war era of decolonization. Focusing on the domestic contexts underlying imperial rhetoric, Arguing about Empire adopts a case-study approach, treating key imperial debates as historical episodes to be investigated in depth. The episodes in question have been selected both for their chronological range, their variety, and, above all, their vitriol. Some were straightforward disputes; others involved cooperation in tense circumstances. These include the Tunisian and Egyptian crises of 1881-2, which saw France and Britain establish new North African protectorates, ostensibly in co-operation, but actually in competition; the Fashoda Crisis of 1898, when Britain and France came to the brink of war in the aftermath of the British re-conquest of Sudan; the Moroccan crises of 1905 and 1911, early tests of the Entente Cordiale, when Britain lent support to France in the face of German threats; the 1922 Chanak crisis, when that imperial Entente broke down in the face of a threatened attack on Franco-British forces by Kemalist Turkey; World War Two, which can be seen in part as an undeclared colonial war between the former allies, complicated by the division of the French Empire between De Gaulle's Free French forces and those who remained loyal to the Vichy Regime; and finally the 1956 Suez intervention, when, far from defusing another imperial crisis, Britain colluded with France and Israel to invade Egypt - the culmination of the imperial interference that began some eighty years earlier.
  • DEF: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!

    Marc Richard

    eBook
    Three tales so awful, they'll make you want to wash your mind out with soap."The best thing I've read since the Farmer's Almanac!" -Unreliable source Snow White and the mini golf course Frankenstein meets Soylent GreenAn avid reader trapped in an Edgar Allan Poe nightmare These stories aren't normal. Pick up your copy today and see why readers are calling it, "Ludicrous. Hilarious. Almost life-changing. Almost."Like a stew, where you don't know what's in it, you don't know why you're eating it, but you can't stop. You’ll even ask for thirds.Note: This series does not need to be read in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!
  • The Beetle

    Richard Marsh

    (Independently published, Feb. 20, 2020)
    The Beetle is an 1897 horror novel by the British writer Richard Marsh, in which a polymorphous Ancient Egyptian entity seeks revenge on a British Member of Parliament. It initially outsold by six times Bram Stoker's similar horror story Dracula, which appeared the same year.