Mr Nutta and his Reeky Pecan Peanut Butter
B. B. Mason
Paperback
(Independently published, June 5, 2020)
Mr Nutta, inherited owner of a mediocre peanut butter company, The NutBut Corporation, has an innovative solution for world domination that is quite frankly so devious, so terrible… so downright despicable one wonders how he sleeps at night. A huge satellite dish recently installed on the factory roof is a real eyesore and brings with it hordes of complaining protesters, part of his plan or simply a TV upgrade? AND speaking of eyesores, which practical joker is collecting eyeballs? Yes you read correctly! Mysterious monstrous blobby type blobs are terrorising the county sucking eyeballs right from people’s faces… now what’s that all about? Bursting off the page with mischief, chaos, quirky bodily mishaps and mind control techniques that can only be fantasised by marketing directors far and wide, this action packed read has it all! AND yes, even the lovable zombie gets a mention but you won't find any gormless grouches predictably shuffling around in search of brains or anger management courses here, oh no!