Bunmi Laditan
Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
Paperback
(Workman Publishing Company April 7, 2015)
, paperback edition
At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)Includes:
- The theory of toddler evolution
- Mealtime (AKA Hell)
- Your unraveling life
- And how not to die inside
- ISBN
- 076118564X / 9780761185642
- Pages
- 176
- Weight
- 3.2 oz.
- Dimensions
- 5.0 x 0.5
in.