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How to Be a Zombie: The Essential Guide for Anyone Who Craves Brains

Age 12+
Grade 7-9

Serena Valentino

How to Be a Zombie: The Essential Guide for Anyone Who Craves Brains

Hardcover (Candlewick July 13, 2010) , First Edition/First Printing edition
So you’re a zombie. What now? Slow down — and flesh out the life of the mindless with this essential guide for the newly undead.

The vacant stare, the shambling gait, the sense that you’re falling apart — adjusting to "life" as a zombie takes a little getting used to. And what’s with the sudden obsession with brains? Time to get your outstretched hands on this comprehensive handbook spelling out all things z-o-m-b-i-e.

* identify your zombie archetype, figure out if you’re dating a zombie, and savor the joy of brains (or alternative foods when necessary)
* learn how to "pass" among the living, brush up on zombie fashion and etiquette, discover decor for the decaying, and check out some awesome tunes to eat brains by
* explore zombies in literature, films, and novels — and learn the truth about rumored celebrity zombies
* attention span getting shorter? Enjoy mini graphic novels on how to evade zombie hunters, take a zombie road trip, and"who do that voodoo"
* and much, much more guaranteed to make a trendy — if creepy and vacuous — creature proud!
ISBN
0763649341 / 9780763649340
Pages
144
Weight
35.2 oz.
Dimensions
6.4 x 0.9 in.

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